Saturday, March 20, 2010

Saturday coffee - Annie and I are practicing and wondering about the rest of you sorry parrots. To redeem yourself, do this writing exercize: A town meeting was held this morning in Calamotous Falls on health care. What is your charecters excuse for not attending?

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  2. "Meeting?" Wanda Sue shuffles through the pile of calendars, Christmas catalogs and unpaid electric bills on her desk. "I thought that was next week. Oh, what do I care about health care anywho? It's March and I have to hit up ebay for some blow mold angels to sing to the holy family and the elves!"

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  3. Excuse? She was out of the country having a face lift.

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  4. The overpowering odors of turpentine and picture varnish made her sick to her stomach, and she still had a mess to clean up downstairs in the bar, thanks to the rowdy gang from the CFPD, who descended upon her tiny establishment after the St. Patrick's Day parade.

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  5. "I'm already getting disability pay from the sheriff's department," said Loach scratching his phantom left arm.

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